Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
