i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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