I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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