She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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