i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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