we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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