So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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