I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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