physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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