Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
now i know why i became what i already was.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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