dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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