I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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