hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
kristin has been a bad kristin
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I am naked and annoyed.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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