The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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