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(203): View more from Connecticut

Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

(601): View more from Mississippi

on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.

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(512): View more from Texas

Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.

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(773): View more from Illinois

by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?

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(314): View more from Missouri

Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?

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(765): View more from Indiana

Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy

(202): View more from Washington, DC

OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!

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