i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
