I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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