Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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