Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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