If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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