I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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