Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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