Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
