So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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