wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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