He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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