i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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