Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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