i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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