can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
