i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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