I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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