some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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