just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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