I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
