your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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