I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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