So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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