Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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