so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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