worst night to have a conscience
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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