i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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