She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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