u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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