can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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