Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
