Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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