Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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