She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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