when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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