She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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